A Bold New Venture for GRAF UK: Introducing The Rain Watering Hole
GRAF UK, a leading force in water management solutions, is proud to announce a groundbreaking transformation of its beloved office bar, The Watering Hole. Effective immediately, The Watering Hole will be rebranded as The Rain Watering Hole a water-only bar, because frankly, we know water better than anyone.
In a move that has sent ripples of excitement through the office, GRAF UK has made the bold decision to strip back the bar offering to its purest form. No cocktails. No craft ales. No fizzy drinks. Just water. Pure, simple, and entirely on-brand.
“We are a water management company,” said Callum Vallance-Poole Head of Brand and Marketing GRAF UK with complete sincerity. “It felt wrong that our bar wasn’t reflecting our core values. Water is what we do, and water is what we drink.”
But we didn’t stop there.
In keeping with our deep commitment to rainwater harvesting, The Rain Watering Hole will exclusively serve recycled rainwater, collected directly from the GRAF UK premises. Why drink from the mains when the sky is quite literally giving it away for free? Our team, who normally design sophisticated rainwater harvesting systems for homes and commercial properties, have now turned their expertise to ensuring every glass served at the bar is fresh from the heavens above Banbury.
And the water cooler? Gone.
In its place, staff will now hydrate directly from a GRAF water butt, installed pride of place in the centre of the office. We’ve gone straight to the top of our decorative garden range with the VASO 2in1 Decor Water Tank 220 Litres in Graphite Grey, because our team deserves nothing but the finest.
April Fools! 
We are, of course, not doing any of this. The Watering Hole remains fully stocked, the water cooler is still in the corner, and no one is drinking out of a water butt. Probably.
But if you read all the way down here genuinely wondering whether we have lost the plot, we salute you. And as a thank you, enjoy 15% off our water butts using discount code FOOLED15 at checkout. Because while we won’t be drinking from one, they really are rather brilliant.
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Disclaimer: Please do not drink rainwater or water stored in garden water butts. It is not treated for human consumption and could make you unwell. Our actual water management systems are designed for non-potable uses such as toilet flushing, irrigation. Leave the drinking water to the professionals i.e., your kitchen tap.
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